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Wine Lines


Misplaced your merlot? Don't fret. Wine Lines are here to save the soiree. Insert the band through the slot and tighten around the stem of your glass. Voila - your rosé is recognizable!

Wine Lines are soft, flexible, stretchable, washable synthetic rubber. Easy to slip onto a wineglass, and unobtrusive once in place.

Available in four styles: toasts, comments, euphenisms, and reviews.


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Perpetual Kid
$5.25

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